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You
call all your fish Roxton, Marguerite, Malone, Veronica, Summerlee, Finn and
Challenger
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You
fake an American accent even though you're Australian or British or
something
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You
carry a rifle and a revolver around with you at all times
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You
search for gems in the rockery in your back garden
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You
become a reporter just to be like Ned Malone and then join the Army
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You
shoot overtly hairy men and tell the Judge it was an "ape man"
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You
build a treehouse in your back yard with a fully functional elevator
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You
watch every episode of The Lost World
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You
tape every episode of The Lost World
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You
watch the TV re-runs of The Lost World
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You
watch the taped re-runs of the Lost World
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Even
if they were on TV that same day
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You
wear an 'Indiana Jones' styled hat to look explorer-like
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You
book a trip to a South American desolate island in the hopes of getting
stuck
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You
stick a gigantic magnifying glass infront of a gekko and scream
"Dinosaur!"
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You
have an electric fence surrounding your bedroom
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You
make/buy a crossbow to be more like Finn
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You
name your daughters Marguerite, Veronica or Finn
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You
name your sons John, Ned, Albert and George
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When
you die you say to Death "Oh, just like in The End Game
episode..."
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You
are constantly talking to your friends about TLW
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They
are constantly telling you to shut up about it
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You
kill and cook your own food, gathering techniques from the show
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You
make a leather bikini and bathe naked alot with a man called Ned
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You
have a Lost World fan website
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You
find yourself at www.thelostworldonline.250x.com
ALL the frickin' time =P
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You
beg your weird homeless friend to shoot you with a blow dart
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No
matter what they say, you WERE a journalist in World War I
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If
you die, you can guarantee your hat will survive. It will never get dirty
either. Ever.
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Ammunition
means nothing. After all, you are John Roxton